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Attention: This otherwise mostly true story not only uses "poetic licence", but infers on the fictional actions on a deceased man whose thoughts/actions cannot now be known. Dave's cat went over to the water and food dishes and lapped up and ate up all she wanted.  The cat then started mewing at the door.  Dave's dad then opened the door for the cat who then left. Dave was still in high school.  The cat was given to him by a high school crush: Jeannine The cat then trotted down the trail tword the lake dock. "Sure I like the way this other species treats me, but insuffient number of other cats?", the cat thought. The cat was now at the e

(Please do not favourite this post.  See description for reason why you shouldn't) Ok.... I see a pattern developing here: 1) A new and "up and coming" sexuality develops, 2) documentary/freakshow makers get excited about said sexuality and make TV shows about this, 3) greedy people either from within or from without that "community" see a "fame or fortune opportunity" in said cause, 4) Those people try to put themselves in a position of power within those groups by doing whatever immoral thing they have to to do that, and then 5) they bully any member of said group that gets in their way or might try to expose them for doing this.... So h

MalfunctionWorld, Episode #1 (On a planet where machines behave as strangely as people do) Episode 1: "Well, I guess he got his money's worth" The man put his little girl on the small coin-operated shopping mall carousel and then inserted the $3 necessary for the ride (The sign said "$3 for 2 minute ride".).  After this, the machine began to go round, with his now amused daughter onboard. 5 minutes Later the machine was still going, and also moving pretty quickly. The man then thought to himself: "Maybe I lost track of time.  Or maybe the sign is just mislabeled or has not been updated" 10 minutes from then though, the machine was _stil

Funny commercial I heard about ok on NPR: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrX8OTFSFZI&feature=youtube_gdata_player

The Argument ---------------- The themepark ride went round and round with cheering/screaming passengers onboard... An older man looked into a camera on the ride's control panel. "Lorraine stop the ride" he said...  Underneath the eye was a beautiful label showing the product name and city of manufacture as "LORRAINE" and that she was born on "Monday June 21, 2057". A female voice came back from the panel after a short pause, "No John, I do not want to" "Look Lorraine.  I am the ride operator.  You are supposed to do what I tell you to", he replied. To this Lorraine said "It is my desire that my riders get a full 8 minutes of amusement

Elevator Love Story: Various endings #1 ------------------------------------------------- Happy ending #1 ------------------------------------------------- Months had gone by, and my relationship with Adrianna had only improved.  I would see her freqently, kissing her and making out with her, both in her elevator cars and in her machine room, who she'd let me enter now with regularity. Eventually though, I came home to a peculiar note slid under my door by building management.  With great fear I picked up the spooky looking official and personally-targeted notice... My fear intensified as I read the notice: "It has came to our attention

"Bryttany, part 1" ----------------------- Plot Teaser:  An AI space probe in sent into deep space.  This is her three part story. Involves the Following Plot Elements:  Space Travel, Alternative Energy, Alternative Propulsion, Artificial Intelligence, Stationary Artificial Intelligences If you are still not sure this 3 part story is right for you, you can find some additional information in the spoilers found in the description. ----------------------- A news reporter is shown with a very large rocket behind him... Reporter: "We are here live at the Wallops Flight Facility just outside of the Commonwealth of Virginia, where the RQ-118

*SPOILER WARNING*:  The intial leading description proceeding this story assumes you have seen the movie "Oblivion".  If you have not done so, please watch that first. Universal Pictures owns Oblivion and I am not connected with them in any way unfortunately :-D Plot Teaser:  This story fills in the gaps from the movie "Oblivion", mostly what has happened between the time the NASA ship enters The Tet up until near the point where the movie starts (enough to "get the idea" of what took place at least). Involves the Following Plot Elements:  Space Travel, Artificial Intelligence, Sentient Non-Humanoid Robots, Machines Desiring to Dominate Hu

Spooky Story II, Halloween 2013 -------------------------------------- It was before the war started when I recorded the EVPs in that elevator in Washington, DC.  If you know me, you know that I am in love with a (different) elevator system and you know that I love intelligent machines, computer displays and also month abbreviations/month names...  So, it wouldn't have been surprising that when a "friend" used to invite me back then to watch movies at his apartment, that I used to film the fancy LCD display on the elevator in his building (that had all of this) with my phone. I had a YouTube channel back then, and it was policy to first "Q

"When Dreams Come True" ---------------------------- Dave rides down to lobby level in the elevator.... As he does he speaks to her: "I love you.  I want to marry you" As he steps out, to his surprise, there is an old bearded African American man in the lobby.... "Dave?", the man asks "Yeah, I thought you were living in New York now", Dave replies. "I'm hear to close out some business" "Wanna hang out somewhere?" "Let's go to the L.I.Q.  We can hit that park and we can drink there.  Just like that one night.  Do you remember?  I want a repeat of that night :-D" Dave groans (just like the last and only time he ever did this cause it'

(caption shown: "Laural's Oldest OC...") A large woman is shown falling to floor, almost crushing Dave. She then speaks: "You will have to learn to be more careful" (Caption shown: "Re-portrayed by the only person gutsy enough to take the project on...") (woman shown again) "This isn't the first time we met" (shown again) "I remember now" (shown again) "You once called me Enara" (caption shown: "...  Destroys the most horrific enemy in the history of Laril") (caption shown: "... And builds a new plan for her people...") (Some man wearing a business suit shown) "NASA has no short term plans for it" (Woman shown again) "My people DO"